I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
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Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
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Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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