I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Randomize
