Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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