Already got asked if we're dating
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
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I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
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Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
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