I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Randomize
