who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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