i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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