super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
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well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
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you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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