Dual....:-)
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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