TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
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All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
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What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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