that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I can text with my tongue
found the other keg... it's in the tree
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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