I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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