He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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