Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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