Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
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i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
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Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
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