haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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