Me. At least after what I've been through.
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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