Pappa wants mamma naked
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
I wish i was in the wii world.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
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There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
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It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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