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Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.

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(419): Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase. http://tfl.nu/7f2q

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(209): View more from California

I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.

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(209): I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own. http://tfl.nu/zoa7

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I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.

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(503): I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz. http://tfl.nu/wgvl

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(985): View more from Louisiana

I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea

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(985): I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea http://tfl.nu/2rdl

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(303): View more from Colorado

i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas

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(303): i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas http://tfl.nu/cueg

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(705): View more from Ontario

And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab

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(705): And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab http://tfl.nu/8keh

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(989): View more from Michigan

Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn

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(989): Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn http://tfl.nu/8cqk

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.

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(267): Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one. http://tfl.nu/nwfi

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(512): View more from Texas

The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore

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(512): The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore http://tfl.nu/9q9y

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.

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(570): 2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card. http://tfl.nu/36zr

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(847): View more from Illinois

I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.

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(847): I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents. http://tfl.nu/keo7

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(719): View more from Colorado

Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall

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(719): Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall http://tfl.nu/gilf

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(740): View more from Ohio

it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.

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i've gotta research that and get back to you.

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(740): it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky. (419): i've gotta research that and get back to you. http://tfl.nu/7k7v

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He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on

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(775): He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on http://tfl.nu/rn16

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(616): View more from Michigan

He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.

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(616): He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina. http://tfl.nu/qmnu

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