I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i permit you to call me
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
23 Bosses Confess The Craziest Thing They’ve Seen An Employee Do
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
19 People Confess What It’s Like To Have Sex With Someone That Is Transitioning
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
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