guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
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well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
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Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
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