i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
