You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
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