You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
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I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
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Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
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