I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
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