She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
He felt like a one man threesome
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
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We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
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I made him laugh his dick is mine
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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