Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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