I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
Randomize
