i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
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I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
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There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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