you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
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She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
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you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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