Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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