I'm in love with you.
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.