so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?