i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Randomize
