I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
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New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
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In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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