I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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