so that wasnt chicken after all
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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