lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
