So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
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My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
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If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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