im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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