Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
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Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
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Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
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