she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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