arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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