After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
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When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Rumble strips road head = magical
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
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We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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