Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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