Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
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Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
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I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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