Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
My life is pants optional.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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