Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
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