I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
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I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
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you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
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