Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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