I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
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It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
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You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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