My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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