quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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