i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
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Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
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I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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