i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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