How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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