In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
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Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
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Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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